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The Ship Who Stole by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
In a colony of Hobbits far off into Deep Space, away from the territories of Men, Elves, and other large noisy creatures there lives a ship; not an old and soulless salvage crawler with a manual control yoke and a hyper-drive core that is constantly on the fritz, nor yet sleek military corvette with guns instead staterooms and harsh, Spartan interior to match the harsh and Spartan brain inside it; this ship is a retired courier vessel that once served the diplomatic corps and that means comfort.
Bilbo Baggins was born 150 years ago to Bungo and Belladonna Baggins of the Shire colony located out in the then newly-populated Yavanna system. The colony was new in those days and the Baggins were a prominent family within the community and when Belladonna Baggins conceived her first son he was identified in utero as a prime candidate for Central Communication’s BB Ship program.
This is, of course, a very polite and sanitized way of saying that a mere five hundred years prior, Bilbo probably wouldn’t have survived to see his first birthday.
Я очень, очень, очень надеюсь, что авторка закончит этот фик. Это же прекрасно
))
Есличо, это кроссовер вот с этим.
In a colony of Hobbits far off into Deep Space, away from the territories of Men, Elves, and other large noisy creatures there lives a ship; not an old and soulless salvage crawler with a manual control yoke and a hyper-drive core that is constantly on the fritz, nor yet sleek military corvette with guns instead staterooms and harsh, Spartan interior to match the harsh and Spartan brain inside it; this ship is a retired courier vessel that once served the diplomatic corps and that means comfort.
Bilbo Baggins was born 150 years ago to Bungo and Belladonna Baggins of the Shire colony located out in the then newly-populated Yavanna system. The colony was new in those days and the Baggins were a prominent family within the community and when Belladonna Baggins conceived her first son he was identified in utero as a prime candidate for Central Communication’s BB Ship program.
This is, of course, a very polite and sanitized way of saying that a mere five hundred years prior, Bilbo probably wouldn’t have survived to see his first birthday.
Я очень, очень, очень надеюсь, что авторка закончит этот фик. Это же прекрасно
)) Есличо, это кроссовер вот с этим.
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18.02.2013 в 17:27