Go to the Dark Side, they have cookies. We, lightsiders, prefer booze.
Bunnies of Death by DancingLassie
Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire? It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.
It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun! So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.
Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.
Исполнение так себе, но какая бохатая идея, Шрайк забери
))))
В ту же степь:
Para Bellum by RyuuzaKochou
Hobbits always survive; even where trained and experienced soldiers don't.
Has no one ever wondered about this?
Thorin and the Company learn that it takes more than luck to be small in a big world.
Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire? It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.
It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun! So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.
Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.
Исполнение так себе, но какая бохатая идея, Шрайк забери
)))) В ту же степь:
Para Bellum by RyuuzaKochou
Hobbits always survive; even where trained and experienced soldiers don't.
Has no one ever wondered about this?
Thorin and the Company learn that it takes more than luck to be small in a big world.
И была там одна дама, чьи фанфики мне очень нравились. 
И с неким удивлением обнаружила в фэндоме до боли знакомого автора, который писал про мою любимую 
Начинаю думать, что я ее сестра по слэшерскому разуму 
, сказала я и растеклась лужицей 
), как авторка начала 
"Иди нахрен из моей электронной книжки, шовинист чертов", - сказала я, и единение с первоисточником не состоялось. Лучше буду припадать к фанфикам. 
