Bunnies of Death

[tokyo]

Bunnies of Death by DancingLassie
Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire? It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.
It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun! So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.
Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.

Исполнение так себе, но какая бохатая идея, Шрайк забери ))))

В ту же степь:
Para Bellum by RyuuzaKochou
Hobbits always survive; even where trained and experienced soldiers don't.
Has no one ever wondered about this?
Thorin and the Company learn that it takes more than luck to be small in a big world.

@темы: Бильбо и его тринадцать гномов, Фанфики

Comments

[Waakzaamheid]

Ещё в ту же степь: короткий фик, но я до самого конца нервно смеялась )))

Gollumn isn't all that unusual for Hobbits, in terms of their diet at least... The other sepecies don't pay that much attention to the Hobbits, so they really aren't aware that they sometimes eat intelligent people along with the rest of their good food.

hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/3138.html?thread=40...

[Sejr]

Все это, особенно первая заявка, хорошо объясняет, на какие деньги отстроили Шир

[tokyo]

Waakzaamheid, ыыыы ) Какая прелесть ) Хоббиты - это чаб-чабсы Средиземья

Sejr, точно ) А в загашниках у них было пара тонн мифрила, несколько гномьих кладов и десяток разномастных колец власти )