Go to the Dark Side, they have cookies. We, lightsiders, prefer booze.
Чудная, чудная The Feels Whale написала продолжение к Gardening. Очень рекомендую оба фика, они аццки няшные, одни из самых няшных, читанных мною. 
Gardening by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.
Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.
OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from.
A Growing Family by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
It's inevitable that Thorin would want another one.
Ну и все прочие фанфики у нее тоже весьма достойны.
Gardening by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.
Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.
OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from.
A Growing Family by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
It's inevitable that Thorin would want another one.
Ну и все прочие фанфики у нее тоже весьма достойны.