Go to the Dark Side, they have cookies. We, lightsiders, prefer booze.
Whip Crack (26465 words) by Quarra
Chapters: 6/6
Fandom: Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Tentacle/Bull Whip
Additional Tags: Crack, Consentacles, Tentacle Monster Steve, Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, Implied/Referenced Torture, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Anal Sex, Hand Jobs, Well more like Tentacle Jobs, Least sexy sex ever, Steve's got no idea what he's doing., Happy Ending, Humor, I hope, Super cracky story, I blame the RBB artist chat, seriously, This is all their fault, I haven't slept in a really long time, Quarrish Trash Party, Which pretty much just implies lots of tentacles, Tentacle Steve Eats People, Plot and Feels managed to worm their way into my crack, How did that even happen?, Blow Jobs, Double Penetration, Multiple Orgasms, Cuddling, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Dissociation, Memory Loss, Cap!Sam, Flashbacks, Cake, Panty Raids, Courtship, Telepathic Tentacles, lots of panties, Semi-Public Sex
Summary:
Это прекрасно так, что не описать никакими словами


Там, правда, есть немножко каннибализма, но кого в фэндоме сейчас смущает каннибализм, правда же?
Chapters: 6/6
Fandom: Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Tentacle/Bull Whip
Additional Tags: Crack, Consentacles, Tentacle Monster Steve, Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, Implied/Referenced Torture, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Anal Sex, Hand Jobs, Well more like Tentacle Jobs, Least sexy sex ever, Steve's got no idea what he's doing., Happy Ending, Humor, I hope, Super cracky story, I blame the RBB artist chat, seriously, This is all their fault, I haven't slept in a really long time, Quarrish Trash Party, Which pretty much just implies lots of tentacles, Tentacle Steve Eats People, Plot and Feels managed to worm their way into my crack, How did that even happen?, Blow Jobs, Double Penetration, Multiple Orgasms, Cuddling, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Dissociation, Memory Loss, Cap!Sam, Flashbacks, Cake, Panty Raids, Courtship, Telepathic Tentacles, lots of panties, Semi-Public Sex
Summary:
Tentacle Monster Steve is captured by Hydra. They send in the Winter Soldier with a bull whip to break him, but as far as Steve's concerned the most beautiful creature he's ever seen walked in to his cell and started waving a sexy black tentacle at him. It's love at first sight.
Это прекрасно так, что не описать никакими словами



